damn you astarte!

[xandra]

Quote Astarte: The Rules: First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use. If you wanna do this (or I gonna force you to do it *lol*) then please choose your character now because of the fun!

 

1. Drusilla -BTVS
2. George –GA
3. Mal- firefly
4. Sam Carter – sg1
5. Locke – Lost
6. Brian QAF
7. Jack O’Neill
8. Kate (lost)
9. Kyle – 4400
10. Bailey – GA
11. Michael – AD
12. GOB ad

01. Have you ever read a Brian/Michael Bluth fic? Do you want to? Brian/ Michael Bluth? Hmmm…Definitely no fics but I can see that happen and would really make sense why Michael has trouble keeping women.
02. Do you think Sam Carter is hot? How hot? Yes, I’d go lesbian for her.
03. What would happen if GOB got Kate pregnant? Kate and Gob? Well think hell spawn, then think that Maebe and George Michael would have a crush on him or her. Or worse Steve Holtz, but who doesn’t love incest.
04. Can you rec any fic(s) about Kyle? Nope, don’t read much 4400 fic.
05. Would George and Brian make a good couple? Well not a couple, but George might fall for the sex god, get him to stop thinking of Meredith. But you know with the hours George keeps it would give Brian a lot of alone time you know to fuck around. Maybe George didn’t actually get syphilis from smutty nurse?
06. Locke/Kyle or Locke/Bailey? Why? I’m gonna go with Locke/Bailey. If they were on the island, and then you know they wouldn’t need Jack around… But there is a case for him and kyle the destiny boy. I’m torn.
07. What would happen if Jack O’Neill walked in on George and GOB having sex? he would have Thor beam him up so that the memories can be removed from his memory.
08. Make up a summary for a Mal/Bailey fic. Mal falls throw a hole in time and wakes up on earth that was in Seattle Grace Hospital were through his confusion forms a bond with his honest surgeon. She doesn’t know why but she is drawn to this insane man, and has an affair with him when she helps him escape the psych ward.
09. Is there any such thing as Dru/Kate fluff? No, Kate would have to die.
10. Suggest a title for a Jack O’Neill/GOB hurt/comfort fic. Forget Me Now and Again
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Sam Carter to deflower Drusilla? Sam Carter a newly awoken slayer, uses her stake in the wrong place.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Jack O’Neill slash? Not a clue? Anyone?
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Mal het? I’m supposed to know about people on my friends list?
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Michael B? No?
15. Would anyone on your friends list write George/Sam/Locke? Probably only me and my 4th alternate personality.
16. What might Michael B. scream at a moment of great passion? “yes, YES! Tobias get out of here!”
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Kate, which song would you choose? your so vain.
18. If you wrote a Dru/Brian/Gob fic, what would the warnings be? Volience, character Death, non-con, graphic sex, and improper uses of a magicians wand.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for George to use on Bailey? “Why not? Everybody else is.”
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Locke? Never.
21. What is Brian's super-secret kink? Sex with a woman?
22. Would Micheal shag Kyle? Drunk or sober? yes and very drunk, kyle would be having a black out.
23. If Mal and Jack O get together, who tops? in the sg1 universe: jack, on serenity: Mal. Who ever has the most power I’d say.
24. "Dru and Kyle are in a happy relationship until Kyle suddenly runs off with Sam. Dru, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Michael and a brief unhappy affair with Gob, then follows the wise advice of Locke and finds true love with Mal." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. “My True Serenity”, Astartexx, Charmax and Kira. Astarte
25. How would you feel if Jack O’Neill/Kate was canon? Cry.

 

<i>01.  Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?</i>
 
<i>02. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?</i>
 
<i>03. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?</i>
 
<i>04. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?</i>
 
<i>05. Would Two and Six make a good couple?</i>
 
<i>06. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?</i>
 
<i>07. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?</i>
 
<i>08. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.</i>
 
<i>09. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?</i>
 
<i>10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.</i>
 
<i>11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?</i>
 
<i>12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?</i>
 
<i>13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?</i>
 
<i>14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?</i>
 
<i>15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?</i>
 
<i>16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?</i>
 
<i>17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?</i>
 
<i>18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?</i>
 
<i>19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?</i>
 
<i>20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?</i>
 
<i>21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?</i>
 
<i>22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?</i>
 
<i>23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?</i>
 
<i>24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.</i>
 
<i>25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?</i>

Comments

[astartexx.livejournal.com]

It's not like I tagged you or anything, you brought this onto you all by yourself with your damn curiosity and inability to resist memes because you can't resist trying to be witty and bitter and sarcastic. And that’s pretty much the reason why we love you!

[xandra-ptv.livejournal.com]

i blame everything on you, it's my gut instinct. I had to cheat though, originally i had Maia from 4400 and questions six made me sick so i changed her to Kyle.

so which answers do you like the best? I'm proud of 5, 8 and 19. It's weird how they all include George or Bailey.